Unlock your full DPS potential and master the Rogue with world #1 Hel1x
Learn from the master of low DPS in an exciting webinar format.
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“Once I got going with Hel1x Guides my raid leader hated my dps numbers and I knew this was the guide for me.
~Brbmuffins
“Before switching to Hel1x Guides I was absolutely PUMPING NUMBERS. After making the switch I now have low double digit parses and am expecting, given my current trajectory, to reach sub 5 parse.”
-Pandana
List of ESSENTIAL Hel1x Macros
| Quick inform raid team of bio | /raid brb I have to shit guys really bad…. 🙁 |
| Quick target Jeeves for repair – great for jeeves parse | /target Jeeves cast Shadowstep Interact Jeeves Interact Repair Button 1 |
| Open Macros | /macro |
| Press Macro Macro | /cast “/macro” |
| Press Macro Macro Macro | /cast “/cast ‘/macro’” |
| Quick Guild Quit if they don’t use macros | /gquit |
| Ask raid lead how your DPS is looking | /tell &YourRaidLeadName Hey boss, how are my fat numbers? |
